Of my last three cinema visits, 2/3 were “blockbusterius”. With titles as ‘Superman Returns’ and ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ you can’t expect anything else then a similar rubberish feeling you get after have listen to a 120bpm hit song produced by Max Martin (or similar). But still… even though my expectations were low - I’m very very disappointed of them both. They were not good.

So, the length of the review will mirror my gratitude.

Superman Returns
They could at least have shown ‘The super hero of all time’ some respect. Made me wish he never left (or came back).

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.
The title of this movie should include: episode 2 of 3.